Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Gossip!

Hello, hello! How is everybody today?! Gearing up for Deepika playing a blind roller-skating girl in Lafangey Parindey I hope!

Here is what is happening in Tinsel Town! (And most of it is extremely annoying...)

* Uday Chopra has a
secret identity who is just as pretentious as his real identity.

Not only is Daya Prochu a representation of Uday himself, he is Uday's dark side.

"Virtues separate us...its our vices that bring us more reason to be bad!" - Daya Prochu

* Now it's
Sonakshi Sinha for The Italian Job and I still couldn't care less. Abbas-Mustan are terrible directors who somehow manage to make 'action-packed' films seem dull. If Sonakshi is cast, the only thing they will make her do is lose weight and wear a bikini - which her family would not like at all. Shotgun does not want his daughter made into a sex symbol.

* Abhishek Bachchan has used his clout to help out an old buddy - Sikandar Kher, who utterly flopped after
Woodstock. Sikandar has been given a role in The Italian Job. Maybe Sikandar and Uday Chopra and helm a two hero film with Esha Deol and Sonam Kapoor - and then screen it for their parents in Abhi's living room while the rest of us watch a real movie made with real actors who have more than their family name going for them. Maybe Kunal Khemu and Arshad Warsi as a pair of con-artists who try to scam on Vidya Balan and Priyamani (playing sisters!)

* Speaking of terrible casting, it's Priyanka Chopra for
a biography of Indira Gandhi. More than anything else about Priyanka, it's her plastic looks that distract me. She doesn't look human; she looks more like a Barbie doll, which makes it impossible for me to buy her in any role where she plays a non-Barbie.

* It's the curse of the sequels with
Ishq Vishk 2 starring Priyanka and Shahid. KYON?! Why not just make a new rom-com with the pair? Why do we need another sequel?!

* Javed Jaffrey says
nobody ever took him seriously, which is a shame because Javed Jaffrey is AWESOME!

Also, he freaking
made Singh is Kinng and if he's not in Singh is Kinng 2, Filmi Girl will be very upset.


eliza bennet said...

I never thought this day would come but I feel sorry for Uday Chopra.

Anita said...

HDU compare Sonam to Uday and Esha HDUUUUU! *weeps*

Seriously tho, wtf is up with Uday? His craziness used to be HILARITY, now I feel creeped out.

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