So I'll post a promo instead:
ALI ZAFAR is touring the US! It should be a good show - I just need to figure out who is selling tickets and I'm booking mine.
Housefull 3 is planned with Akshay and Ritesh but minus Sajid Khan. I wonder who they will get to direct… I think Ashish R Mohan (Khiladi 786) would be a good choice!
How about some RANI MUKERJI!? She'll be playing a cop in Mardaani, a role which I can only hope was inspired by Malashri. ----
And just because there is nothing else: Priyanka Chopra's butt padding.