Up first is Commando aka VIDYUT JAMWAL DOES STUFF AND I LOVE IT. I really want to parachute Vidyut into that guaranteed-to-be-inane Imran-Bebo film.
Himmatwala looks like the kind of film that I'm really going to enjoy but that the critics will hate. Ajay was a good boy and listened to Sajid Khan. And it looks like there will be a white guy for me to try and interview!
The one quibble I have with going to see it is that my money will be helping finance Jackky "Uberdouche" Bhagnani's next project.
I saved the best for last... the long awaited (by me) Neil Nitin Mukesh-Ameesha Patel starrer SHORTCUT ROMEO!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE COMEDY OF 2013!!! FILMFARE BETTER DUST OFF THOSE BEST COMEDIAN AWARDS BECAUSE I GOT TWO WINNERS FOR YOU RIGHT HERE!