I had put the list of nominations up here if you want to check it out.
(Images courtesy of Screenindia.com. Click the link for more!)

[Two of the all time greats... together on stage. I think I'm going to melt.]
THE TOP AWARDS
Best Film: The Dirty Picture and Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Best Director: Milan Luthria for The Dirty Picture
Best Actor: Ranbir Kapoor for Rockstar
Best Actress: Vidya Balan for The Dirty Picture
Best Supporting Actor: Saif Ali Khan for Aarakshan
[Note: LOL]
Best Supporting Actress: Aditi Rao Hydari for Ye Saali Zindagi

[Who's your queen? All hail Ekta Kapoor!]
THE FUN AWARDS
Performer of the Year: Ekta Kapoor
[WHAT? Also: Fuck. Yeah. I ♥ me some Ekta Kapoor.]
Popular Choice Male (Popular): Shah Rukh Khan for Don 2
[You know, I'm perfectly fine with SRK winning this! Of any award, it's one that he deserves - if only because he's been campaigning so damn hard for it.]
Popular Choice Female (Popular): Deepika Padukone for Desi Boyz
[This, on the other hand, is baffling. Really? WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO IN THAT MOVIE? I saw it and barely remember her in it.]
Jodi Award: Shah Rukh Khan & Priyanka Chopra
[I think I just threw up a little at this. And not only because their media-created "affair" was one of the worst stories of 2011 but because DON KILLED ALL OF ROMA'S FAMILY AND NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIP THEM?! WTF?!]

[O ho ho! Pitobash didn't tell me he was cast in one of the zombie films! *ba dum*]
AWARDING CHARACTER ACTORS
Best Actor in a Negative Role (Male): Prashant Narayan for Murder 2
Best Actor in a Negative Role (Female): Priyanka Chopra for 7 Khoon Maaf
[It seems a bit of cop-out to give her this but whatever. I guess Sana in Rajapattai doesn't count.]
Best Actor in a Comic Role: Pitobash for Shor in the City
[Congratulations, brother! Although Mandook was more than just "comic relief..."]
Best Ensemble Cast: Abhay Deol, Farhan Akhtar, Hrithik Roshan, Kalki Koechlin and Katrina Kaif for Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Fact. This is possibly the most accurate award yet.]
MOST PROMISING
Most Promising Newcomer (Male): Divyendu for Pyar ka Panchnama
Most Promising Newcomer (Female): Parineeti Chopra for Ladies vs Ricky Bahl
Most Promising Debut Director: Bejoy Nambiar for Shaitan

[I have a feeling Sasha's performance is one to watch out for. He's such a talented performer anyway but... with Chitrangda included? Yes, please!]
MUSIC AWARDS
Best Music: AR Rahman for Rock Star
[I suspect we'll be seeing a lot more of this...]
Best Playback Singer (Male): Mohit Chauhan for "Phir Se Ud Chala" and "Sadda Haq" from Rock Star
Best Playback Singer (Female): Shreya Ghoshal for "Ooh La La" from The Dirty Picture
[Same for these two.]
Best Lyrics: Prasoon Joshi for "Achcha Lagta Hai" from Aarakshan
Best Background Score: Ranjit Barot for Shaitan
STORY AWARDS
Best Story: Akshat Verma for Delhi Belly
Best Screenplay: Akshat Verma for Delhi Belly
[This is bullshit. There is no way that Delhi Belly had the best story and/or best screenplay in a year that had things like No One Killed Jessica and Saheb Biwi aur Gangster. Really, people?]
Best Dialogue: Farhan Akhtar and Javed Akhtar for Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Fair point. The dialogues were very good in ZNMD.]
TECHNICAL AWARDS
Best Special Effects: Keitan Yadav and Haresh Hingorani (Red Chillies) for Ra.One
[By all accounts, this is the award that Ra.One really earned.]
Best Choreography: Bosco Caesar for "Senorita" from Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Yeah... no. I liked the song but there was some much better stuff going on in films like Desi Boyz and Ready but I suppose those aren't classy enough for the Colors Screen Awards Jury to take a look at.]
(Images courtesy of Screenindia.com. Click the link for more!)

[Two of the all time greats... together on stage. I think I'm going to melt.]
Best Film: The Dirty Picture and Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
Best Director: Milan Luthria for The Dirty Picture
Best Actor: Ranbir Kapoor for Rockstar
Best Actress: Vidya Balan for The Dirty Picture
Best Supporting Actor: Saif Ali Khan for Aarakshan
[Note: LOL]
Best Supporting Actress: Aditi Rao Hydari for Ye Saali Zindagi

[Who's your queen? All hail Ekta Kapoor!]
Performer of the Year: Ekta Kapoor
[WHAT? Also: Fuck. Yeah. I ♥ me some Ekta Kapoor.]
Popular Choice Male (Popular): Shah Rukh Khan for Don 2
[You know, I'm perfectly fine with SRK winning this! Of any award, it's one that he deserves - if only because he's been campaigning so damn hard for it.]
Popular Choice Female (Popular): Deepika Padukone for Desi Boyz
[This, on the other hand, is baffling. Really? WHAT DID SHE EVEN DO IN THAT MOVIE? I saw it and barely remember her in it.]
Jodi Award: Shah Rukh Khan & Priyanka Chopra
[I think I just threw up a little at this. And not only because their media-created "affair" was one of the worst stories of 2011 but because DON KILLED ALL OF ROMA'S FAMILY AND NOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIP THEM?! WTF?!]

[O ho ho! Pitobash didn't tell me he was cast in one of the zombie films! *ba dum*]
Best Actor in a Negative Role (Male): Prashant Narayan for Murder 2
Best Actor in a Negative Role (Female): Priyanka Chopra for 7 Khoon Maaf
[It seems a bit of cop-out to give her this but whatever. I guess Sana in Rajapattai doesn't count.]
Best Actor in a Comic Role: Pitobash for Shor in the City
[Congratulations, brother! Although Mandook was more than just "comic relief..."]
Best Ensemble Cast: Abhay Deol, Farhan Akhtar, Hrithik Roshan, Kalki Koechlin and Katrina Kaif for Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Fact. This is possibly the most accurate award yet.]
Most Promising Newcomer (Male): Divyendu for Pyar ka Panchnama
Most Promising Newcomer (Female): Parineeti Chopra for Ladies vs Ricky Bahl
Most Promising Debut Director: Bejoy Nambiar for Shaitan

[I have a feeling Sasha's performance is one to watch out for. He's such a talented performer anyway but... with Chitrangda included? Yes, please!]
Best Music: AR Rahman for Rock Star
[I suspect we'll be seeing a lot more of this...]
Best Playback Singer (Male): Mohit Chauhan for "Phir Se Ud Chala" and "Sadda Haq" from Rock Star
Best Playback Singer (Female): Shreya Ghoshal for "Ooh La La" from The Dirty Picture
[Same for these two.]
Best Lyrics: Prasoon Joshi for "Achcha Lagta Hai" from Aarakshan
Best Background Score: Ranjit Barot for Shaitan
Best Story: Akshat Verma for Delhi Belly
Best Screenplay: Akshat Verma for Delhi Belly
[This is bullshit. There is no way that Delhi Belly had the best story and/or best screenplay in a year that had things like No One Killed Jessica and Saheb Biwi aur Gangster. Really, people?]
Best Dialogue: Farhan Akhtar and Javed Akhtar for Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Fair point. The dialogues were very good in ZNMD.]
Best Special Effects: Keitan Yadav and Haresh Hingorani (Red Chillies) for Ra.One
[By all accounts, this is the award that Ra.One really earned.]
Best Choreography: Bosco Caesar for "Senorita" from Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
[Yeah... no. I liked the song but there was some much better stuff going on in films like Desi Boyz and Ready but I suppose those aren't classy enough for the Colors Screen Awards Jury to take a look at.]


1 comment:
Exactly my thoughts on Saif for Aarakshan, Jodi for SRK/Piggy Chops, and above all - Best Story to Delhi Belly. Whatevs!
And yes, Mandook wasn't a comic character. It was the situation which made it funny, and yet real. It wasn't a ha-ha Priyadarshan slapstick. So, although I'm happy for the guy, he should be in the Best Supporting Actor category. Just like say, Arshad was in Ishqiya.
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