Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday Gossip!

Hello, hello! How is everybody today?! Gearing up for Deepika playing a blind roller-skating girl in Lafangey Parindey I hope!

Here is what is happening in Tinsel Town! (And most of it is extremely annoying...)

* Uday Chopra has a
secret identity who is just as pretentious as his real identity.

Not only is Daya Prochu a representation of Uday himself, he is Uday's dark side.

"Virtues separate us...its our vices that bring us together...one more reason to be bad!" - Daya Prochu


* Now it's
Sonakshi Sinha for The Italian Job and I still couldn't care less. Abbas-Mustan are terrible directors who somehow manage to make 'action-packed' films seem dull. If Sonakshi is cast, the only thing they will make her do is lose weight and wear a bikini - which her family would not like at all. Shotgun does not want his daughter made into a sex symbol.

* Abhishek Bachchan has used his clout to help out an old buddy - Sikandar Kher, who utterly flopped after
Woodstock. Sikandar has been given a role in The Italian Job. Maybe Sikandar and Uday Chopra and helm a two hero film with Esha Deol and Sonam Kapoor - and then screen it for their parents in Abhi's living room while the rest of us watch a real movie made with real actors who have more than their family name going for them. Maybe Kunal Khemu and Arshad Warsi as a pair of con-artists who try to scam on Vidya Balan and Priyamani (playing sisters!)

* Speaking of terrible casting, it's Priyanka Chopra for
a biography of Indira Gandhi. More than anything else about Priyanka, it's her plastic looks that distract me. She doesn't look human; she looks more like a Barbie doll, which makes it impossible for me to buy her in any role where she plays a non-Barbie.

* It's the curse of the sequels with
Ishq Vishk 2 starring Priyanka and Shahid. KYON?! Why not just make a new rom-com with the pair? Why do we need another sequel?!

* Javed Jaffrey says
nobody ever took him seriously, which is a shame because Javed Jaffrey is AWESOME!



Also, he freaking
made Singh is Kinng and if he's not in Singh is Kinng 2, Filmi Girl will be very upset.

2 comments:

eliza bennet said...

I never thought this day would come but I feel sorry for Uday Chopra.

Anita said...

HDU compare Sonam to Uday and Esha HDUUUUU! *weeps*

Seriously tho, wtf is up with Uday? His craziness used to be HILARITY, now I feel creeped out.

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