(All images are from Daboo Ratnani's Website)
How should we do this... I'll alternate men and women.
Abhishek Bachchan proving that one doesn't have to remove one's shirt to make it into the calendar!
Although it probably helps if you're married to Aishwarya Rai. I don't like how we can't see her eyes - they're Aish's best feature!
The token oldie - Amitabh Bachchan! Maybe next year we can see Rekha or Hema? Hmm? Also, Mr. Bachchan's light bulbs seem to have fallen off of his suit.
KAJOL! Please be in movies not produced by your husband! He has terrible taste!
What was that? Did I just hear the entire Internet say UNF? Let's hear it for Shahrukh Khan!
Katrina Kaif, you gorgeous thing! She looks eerily like Aish in her face here. Also, is it me or is Kat's figure her best feature? The curves I love are hidden underwater!
Looking veeeery good, Salman Khan! I love the star light behind him... it says, "You just caught me undressing for the peepshow! You need to insert 25 cents to continue!"
Priyanka Chopra is hilariously photoshopped. WTF is up with her face and neck? And is it me or were her ribs airbrushed out?
And equally hilarious is Saif Ali Khan! I seriously ROFLed when I saw this. "Oh, what? Pictures? Well, okay but you've caught me mucking out the horse stables. It's the kind of thing we upper class folk like to do on our days off." Plus, why is his top button buttoned but not the two below it? Were were originally supposed to see some male cleavage but then it was covered up at last second? AND THAT HAIR! I think Amitabh's hair looks more natural...
Let's cleanse our visual palates with the lovely Vidya Balan who is covering her airbrushed boobs with a feather boa.
I don't even know what is supposed to be going on here. First of all, is it necessary for us to see the label on Ranbir Kapoor's underwear? Some might say yes but I find it distracting. And the whole thing is so busy! Bro, if you want us to properly ogle the torso on display, don't clutter up the canvas with this dockyard thing you have going on. Get us in close or else it just looks weird - like something Stephenie Meyer dreams.
His cousin Kareena Kapoor fares much better - she manages to be both alluring AND bossy.
Every single one of Hrithik Roshan's wrinkles was airbrushed away and that makes me sad. Surely the skin of a 37-year old does not look like a wax figure. Other than that, not a bad picture...
Speaking of wax figures, here is Bollywood's own Deepika Padukone in her natural habitat - a still image. Ooo! If they ever remake Mannequin for Bollywood, I know who should play the titular mannequin...
Deep's Kartik Calling Kartik co-star Farhan Akhtar was caught driving back from Vegas. *yawn* All the character is gone from his face!
I would have like this better if Genelia d'Souza was actually posed ON the elephant instead of just being photoshopped in.
Ok, now THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! All together now: UNF! AKSHAY KUMAR wins it for 2010. I'm going to just crawl into my screen and molest that picture - excuse me for a second...
Bipasha Basu looks like she's been whittled down to a thinner size. Also, this photo looks like a bad Maxim shoot.
It's ugly but oddly compelling. I suppose John Abraham has had enough nude photos taken of him. We'll give him a pass.
Another oddly compelling photo of Kangana Ranaut...
Hello, Imran! Is that a head light or are you just happy to see me...?
This is one of the worst pictures of Sonam Kapoor I have ever seen.
Arjun Rampal shows us what a former male model can do with an uninspired set-up! (i.e. rock the shiz out of it!)
And we'll end on a good note - the lovely Asin!