Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tuesday.... Newsday!

Ugh! It is disgustingly cold and foggy out today. It might even be raining - or rather "misting." I wish it was MSTing instead because that would be hilarious.

*sigh*

Is it summer yet?

No?

Fine.

So... what is happening in Tinsel Town today? Let me tell you it!

* This isn't about Bollywood but I thought it was hilarious. You can hire a rapper for your wedding!! And he'll rap in whatever language you want!

Sid localises things. Depending on where he's performing, you'll hear him rap in Punjabi, Telugu or Marathi. "In an Indian set-up, Bollywood is the only fixed format. The Bollywoodisation of rap is a slow process because most Indians prefer techno or house. When you are rapping in English, it's tough to figure out the lyrics. With my rapping, people can sing along because I don't have an accent. Besides, by adding the local flavour, the crowds are on a high"

* Ranbir Kapoor is going ultra-buff for his next couple of films.

* Rohan Sippy wants to go ultra-realistic for his Goan period piece. I don't know why I find the idea of the team who made Bluff Master making a "serious" cinema verite film so funny but there you go.

* Suriya is remaking Mammooty's Mrigaya about a guy who comes to a village to take care of a giant tiger.

And how about some pictures? Boutique opening, anyone?


Katrina Kaif, you get right back into bed this instant!!! WHO IS LETTING YOU WALK AROUND?


Oh, I see, so if Salman's sister says that it's okay to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge you would listen to her? Get back in bed, young lady.


I love that the Big B is still paparazzi material...


Govinda and his poor, starving daughter Narmaddaa (I think that's the correct numerology spelling), who seems to debut every other week.


Arshad Warsi and his wife... (WHEN is Ishqiya coming out?! WHEN?!)


Mallika Arora Khan and a scrawny guy totally in awe of her.


Raima "the less interesting one" Sen. Raima is definitely the better actress but drunken sex bomb Riya is way more fun!


And it's not a fashion event without Sridevi dragging Boney Kapoor along as her date.

2 comments:

rhilex said...

Goodness, Katrina has that pasty off-white tinge to her skin. She looks really ill! Get in bed, girl!

But on a lighter note, Malaika looks like she could be one of the few people who can pull off that dress. *thumbs up*

moviemeh said...

Did you see this? Another American media fail in reporting Bollywood. Read the first sentence:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/14/DDHU1ALEMP.DTL

Note from Filmi Girl:

I love Bollywood - and all the ridiculous things that happen in Bollywood - but it doesn't mean that I can't occasionally make fun of various celebrities and films.

If you don't like my sense of humor, please just move on by - Trolls are not appreciated and nasty comments will be deleted.

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